Waiting

Fingernails

So this womens like how do u work with long nails and keep them on? I’m like I pay a lot of $$$$ every other week to have them stay on. Okay, says the woman and countinues with her story, “I was at a wedding one time and my nail flipped off into the salad” husband: “I got it out before anyone saw” ewwwww fcuking nasty!

I waited on these four people kinda crazy, but I was taking their order nd out of no where one of the people at the table was like “so do you speak spanish at home?” No I’m not spanish, I said. Get this fcuking crazyyy “really well you’re beautiful what are you doing working here?” Like racist woman. I then told her I was Croat. She was like ohhh Roman Catholic. Then she’s like you’re so dark- dark hair, eyes and skin. You don’t go tanning do you? I’m friggin TANNEREXIC

Pie Rush Weds day 1

Yesterday i waited on these two old women. 

“Can I have a salad.. but tell the cooks to make the lettuce cold and crispy.. last time it was warm.”

“Can i have steamed carrots hot”

I waited on this couple. Older

Woman- “I want my egg over medium.. but make sure it is very cooked. do the cooks know how to make breakfast food?”

Meh- “So over medium well?

Woman- No

i brought the plate out

woman- “this egg is not over medium well. normally this tall guy waits on us. you know the tall guy? uhhh he’s black. he normally goes back there and cooks the egg for me. he knows what i like. im not comparing you to him, but he knows what i like….”

me- “im sorry, do you want me to tell them to make it again? sorry, idk how to cook… im just a waitress…. i cant even cook at home…”

woman- no

people make me sick sometimes…